Glastonbury. It's the big daddy of all festivals and who doesn't love a big daddy right?
TOP FESTIVAL TIP?
Take at least 2 days off work to recover.
CAMP, GLAMP, HOTEL OR FRIENDS HOUSE?
When I was younger I used to camp. These days i'm more of a glamping kind of a guy, cos you can take a hot shower and charge your phone. I have an OCD about smell and having under 30 percent charge on my phone gives me anxiety so...
Nothing beats my banged up leather biker jacket. It's great for pretending you have some musical intel. If you look like you're in a band people assume you know what you're talking about (I don't).
WORST FESTIVAL MOMENT?
Being dumped on the Monday morning after Glastonbury when I was about 19. It was emotional.
BEST FESTIVAL MOMENT?
Dolly Parton on the Pyramid stage a few years ago. Perfect come Sunday when you want warm, friendly, feel good vibes. She's written some of the best songs ever. The dream.
BEST PERFORMANCE YOU'VE EVER SEEN AT A FESTIVAL?
Dolly "9-5" Parton.
NEXT ON YOUR FESTIVAL HITLIST
You tell me. Is there a festival that combines health and all zen stuff, plus delicious food and great music? Like a retreat come festival. I'd like to detox as I retox.